What happens when you take an awesome sci-fi premise (planet phases between corporeal and non-corporeal state every 60 years) and turned it into a chemistry-less love story? Meridian! This Brigadoon-inspired episode is a certified snoozer, but is saved by a B-plot featuring Jeffrey Combs in his first Star Trek appearance as a bigtime creeper who wants a copy of Major Kira for personal use on... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

What happens when you take an "I Think You Should Leave" sketch and make it Star Trek? Terminal Provocations! Mariner and Boimler help Ensign Fletcher (TIM ROBINSON) recover a core while the Cerritos goes toe-to-toe with an alien salvage ship. Oh, and Tendi & Rutherford go on a training mission that goes horribly wrong in... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

The infamous Kevin ‘Chef Kevin’ Bartelt (Maybe Don’t, Hollywood Handbook) joins the Trek to the Holodeck crew to help us figure out how to make a table in... THE HOLODECK.

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

It's a peaceful transition of power on the USS Enterprise-D as Captain Jean-Luc Picard cedes control to Captain Jellico, who straight up does NOT like Commander Riker. Why is this happening? Join Beverly and Worf as they train in super cool black-ops outfits in...  THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

What controller would you use to pilot the the USS Voyager? The crew spars with trash aliens over a probe stuck in the clouds of a gas giant. What better time, then, for Tom to convince the crew to build a space car! Meanwhile, B'Elanna Torres has a secret: she keeps trying to get herself killed in... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

Quark accidentally buys a Jem'Hadar baby along with a pile of trash. When the baby grows into a boy and then an angsty teen in a matter of hours, nobody knows what to do... except Odo, who suggests helping the Jem'Hadar work out its anger in... THE HOLOSUITE!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

You know how sometimes, it's easier to imagine hanging out with all you friends rather than actually hanging out with them? In this steamy, romantic episode, Seven of Nine simulates her personal life on... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

We get to do a Discovery episode! Do they make Michael cry too much? Is Saru on route to be one of the best captains? Book’s ship is kind of a studio apartment that also functions as... A HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

It’s Kes’s birthday! And Voyager gets caught in an anomaly that makes everybody walk around and getting nothing done. But what better place to get nothing done than a Tom Parisian café on... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp

DS9 goes Ocean's Eleven to save their favorite sentient holosuite character. Will they be successful? Will our favorite lower decks ensigns get to participate in the heist? Will Lo'Pek become a smoker? This week we visit old school Vegas on our Trek to the Holodeck!!!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp