Get ready to experience one of The Next Generation's most David Lynch-esque episodes as the Enterprise-D simultaneously develops a subconscious (in the holodeck!) and... reproduces?! It's "Trek" at its best, as the crew takes every measure to avoid having to harm this strange new life. Oh, and there's a little Shakespeare to top it all off.

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This episode may feature one of the shortest holodeck segments in all of Trek canon, but it does have one thing going for it: Vulcan foreplay. Tuvok is Pon Farring bad and he needs an outlet. Oh yeah, and meanwhile OFF the holodeck, Jeri Ryan crushes it as The Doctor possessing Seven of Nine's body. It's a classic Season 7 episode!

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It's the first episode ever of "Star Trek: Lower Decks" and, yep, there's some holodeck content! Where do Mariner, Boimler and Tendi choose to go on the holodeck? And why does this technically rank as... the worst holodeck episode ever according to our patented D.R.A.S.C.S. system?

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

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In one of the most thrilling episodes of television history, Riker goes toe-to-toe with his dad, Riker, in an "anbojitsu" match. We also find out why Worf is yelling at everybody, and the solution: a trip to the holodeck. Plus, it turns out Dr. Pulaski has mad game? Good for her.

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Why didn’t Bashir think to check the DNA? Is Odo the one who committed the murder? Why are phasers shaped like tiny pet vacuums? Join us for all these answers and more! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp

"You're a woman, right?" Geordi creates the perfect holodeck date, down to a beachside pirate violinist... and somehow strikes out?! No worries - the Enterprise gets caught in a thousand-year-old radioactive "Booby Trap" and Geordi decides the best way to find a way out is to... form a relationship with a holographic projection of the ship's designer, Leah Brahms. Yeah.

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

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In this “Unexpected” holodeck episode, the NX-01 Enterprise’s Commander Tucker finds himself in intimate contact with a species named Xyrillians - and their ship is a real… “Trip.” Trip learns the hard way that what may seem a simple holographic "RIDE ON A ROWBOAT" can end up having lifelong repercussions.

This is one of two “Enterprise” episodes to ever feature the holodeck, so enjoy!

Check out Star Trek: Enterprise’s “Unexpected” - Season 1, Episode 4!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

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Captain Sisko’s old nemesis from Starfleet Academy, Solok, has challenged Deep Space 9’s crew to a game of baseball. Sisko wants to win at any cost, but will his obsession drive a wedge in the DS9 crew? Will Solok and his team of all-Vulcans learn a lesson about sportsmanship? It’s “The Niners” vs “The Logicians” - Sisko vs Solok!

We encourage you to watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s “Take Me Out to the Holosuite” - Season 7, Episode 4!

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The Doctor has penned a holonovel: Photons, Be Free. In the process, it turns out he may have committed some accidental defamation. See, his holonovel takes place on the USS “Vortex” commanded by Captain “Jenkins” and piloted by Lieutenant “Marseille.” And he’s made everybody in the story a huge jerk. We encourage you to watch Star Trek: Voyager’s “Author, Author” - Season 7, Episode 19! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp

Lwa… Lwax… Lwaxa… LWAXANA? Troi’s mom comes aboard the Enterprise and thanks to Betazoids’ Super Menapause called “The Phase” she’s ready to mingle. Captain Picard retreats into the holodeck’s “Dixon Hill” program to relax, but the program (and Lwaxana) have other ideas. We encourage you to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation’s “Manhunt” - Season 2, Episode 19! Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp